Invest-in-Iggy

Invest.in.Iggy

Want to change the world?

Want to KNOW that you’ve changed the world?

Invest in Iggy

Do you demand results from your investment?

Do you want tangible proof, assurance and accountability from your investment?

Invest in Iggy

By investing in Iggy you will not only feel good that you are helping a young

person succeed, but you will also get a very real return on your investment.

If you believe in today’s youth; if you trust the next generation;

if you want to be part of history:

Invest in Iggy

By investing in Iggy you will be able to track your investment to ensure your

personal agenda for changing the world is being met. If you have a cause

you want to impact; if you have an issue you want addressed; if you want to

change the world:

Invest in Iggy

Investing in Iggy is like nothing you’ve ever done before.

Investing in Iggy is not charity – indeed, it is likely not even tax deductable!...

Investing in Iggy is an INVESTMENT!!!

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BACKGROUND

Iggy wants to partner with you to change the world.

He has chosen to attend Swarthmore College to get ready to make maximum impact for our future and our children’s future.

However, there’s a little technically that Iggy is dealing with. He has to pay the full bill. No help in sight. Iggy’s family is the poster child for Lou Dobb’s ‘squeezed’ middle class – a 2-professional, first generation (legal) immigrant household making enough to be comfortable; but also part of the “sandwich generation” (dealing with aging parents and college education costs.) … No family farm to count on; no rich uncle, no old money from grandparents, or long-lost relative - no savings to speak of.

Academically Iggy is great - but so is every other kid going to Swarthmore…

Therefore, no scholarship there.

He’ll be playing baseball - but this is a D-III school…

Therefore, no scholarship there.

Iggy is a Latino - but so is 15% of the incoming class…

Therefore, no scholarship there – and no expectation of ‘affirmative action’.

So, in the great tradition of Cuban-American ingenuity and entrepreneurship - and refusal to ask for a handout, Invest.in.Iggy was born.

*Fine Print up-front: Iggy reserves the right to refuse your charity, cause, or issue if it compromises his values. For example, no charity, cause, or issue will be accepted that defames character (except a Castro); bashes any particular group (except communists or N.Y. Yankee fans); hurts the environment (or makes Exxon Mobile more money); is anti-immigrant (though anti-aliens is ok); or incites revolution (except in Cuba, North Korea, China, or Newark, N.J.) Other conditions and exceptions may apply. Read prospectus for full details.

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Investment levels are simple:

$10; $100; $1000; $10000; $100000

For $10 you get:

1. Your name listed on Iggy’s social network site and a personal card thanking you.

For $100 you get the above plus:

1. Iggy will wear a t-shirt supporting your charity, cause, or issue for 1-week on campus,

for at least 4 hours per day. (You provide the T-shirt, L size.)

He will wear a t-shirt 1 additional week for each additional $100, up to 5 weeks.

2. The logo of your charity, cause, or issue will be featured on Iggy’s social network site.

For $1,000 you get the above plus:

1. Iggy will submit a letter to the editor praising the glories of your charity,

cause, or issue to a national publication of your choice OR post a positive comment

about your charity, cause, or issue in a blog of your choice.

2. Iggy will place a magnet sign on his car (not to exceed 18” x 18”) promoting your charity,

cause, or issue for 1 week.

Note: This will be starting sophomore year – freshmen can not have cars on campus.)

For $10,000 you get the above plus:

1. Iggy will organize a march, demonstration, or sit-in for your charity, cause,

or issue either in Washington DC, Philadelphia, PA, or New York City.

2. Iggy will work for you for free for ½ a summer (5 weeks) in whatever you want –

as long as it is ethical, green, and does not harm animals.

For $100,000 you get the above plus:

1. Iggy will work for you for free for 1-year (after graduation) in whatever you want –

as long as it is ethical, green, and does not harm animals.

PLUS:

If you contribute at least $1,000, Iggy will contribute .01% of his charitable contributions to the charity, cause, or issue of your choice for each $1K you invest in Iggy. This contribution will begin upon Iggy becoming a self-supporting professional and will last through the first 10 years of his professional life. (Iggy will consistently contribute 10% of his after tax income to non-profit organizations, faith-based initiatives, and anti-Castro movements.)

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NOTES:

Please note that your investment will be tax deductible to the full extent allowable by law. (That is, zilch.) You may want to consult your tax advisor or CPA, but she probably will not be able to help you.

This is not a solicitation for free money, a pyramid scheme, or offer for a cheap mortgage that will lead you to foreclosure.

Void where prohibited by law (probably in Cuba.)

This agreement becomes null if Iggy makes it to the major league or becomes a priest.

For more information or a copy of a full prospectus explaining rights, responsibilities, hold-harmless clause, e-mail Invest.in.Iggy@gmail.com

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